DON’T WORRY HUMAN
I WILL TUNNEL US TO SAFETY
my president, ya’ll.
Obama is best president lol
a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick
ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story.
my dad always used to refer to my mum as “the most beautiful woman in the world” and i always thought that was kind of dumb, because i could look at my mum and know for sure that she was not the most beautiful woman in the world, not even by far and i always thought that my dad was just saying that to be nice.
and then one day i met the most beautiful woman in the world.
OMG UNDER HER DRESS.
I AM DED
when you finally accept that you ship a certain ship